Only goblins have cold showers.

*Slouches down really far in chair* I took a cold shower ... and now I'm a goblin.

Call me a goose again and I'll give you my egg! ... I'll give you a goose egg!

Hoodies are like, money cost!!

That's a smelly spell.

No you literally consume sleep!! That's why you don't eat!!

*To the tune of we are who we are by Ke$ha* If you're one of us, you don't plagiarize.

I need to get swole. Gotta get them ammmmbs.

Someday I will grow into a fabulous tree.

If you do that again I will steal your teeth! I am the tooth fairy of death!